EFX




1. Preshow -- Somewhere in Time

[Before the show begins, the audience is brought into the world
of EFX with "Somewhere in Time". The entire theatre is bathed in clouds
being projected onto the stage and the walls.]

Where there is time, there is tomorrow,
Somewhere in Time,
All sorrows pass to memories,
And so the end is the beginning.
Somewhere in Time,
We are as we're meant to be,
Where there is time, there is a circle,
Somewhere in Time,
The circle yearns to be complete,
Though you may feel this is illusion,
Somewhere in Time,
I know we're certain to meet,
Somewhere in Time,
Love is forever,
A love that's here, A love that's now, to last for all time,
Somehow, I know this moment's waiting,
Somewhere in Time.
Where there is time, There is a circle,
Somewhere in Time,
The circle will be complete,
Somewhere in Time,
Love is forever,
A love that's here, A love that's now, to last for all time,
Somehow, I know this moment's waiting,
Somewhere in Time.


2. NEXUS

[EFX introduces a new character, The EFX Master played by Michael Crawford. 
He brings forth several special effects masters. The Master of Magic, 
the Master of Laughter, the Master of the Spirit World and the Master of Time.
Together, they will lead us into scenes from each world as the EFX master 
takes on the identity of a famous master.]

EFX Master: The time is now,
Your journey is just beginning,
Reality and fantasy join in this moment,
You have entered the gates of our world,
Travelling through time and space,
This corridor of mystery, enchantment, and limitless power,
It is a world where all imagination dwells,
it is the world of EFX.
Others: Omi nus, spirito, aaaaa, amnea, aminaes, amnaes
Am, gus, spirito, to, nae, na, q,
EFX Master: I am,
Others: I am, the unifying light,
The deep and shining of it near and far, I am,
EFX Master: I am,
Others: I am, ruler of the sky,
The source of glee as bright as endless stars, I am.
EFX Master: I am, the EFX master!
I summon you masters to appear.
You lords of the light,
Others: Enter
EFX Master: You keepers of dreams,
Others: Enter
EFX Master: I am divine magic,
Wizard of Illusion, reveal yourself.
Master of Magic: I'm so quick my hands are magical,
Set the stage, I play a bard,
All my tricks are quite fantastical,
Turn around I'm gone
Turn around I'm gone.

[He disappears in a puff of smoke.]

Others: I am,
EFX Master: I am eternal spirit,
Others: Spirit,
EFX Master: Master of Spirits,
Come forth at my command.
Master of Spirits: I'm watching you,
Still watching you,
I'm keeping you from harm,
Have faith in me,
I'll always be your shelter from the storm.
EFX Master: I am immortal time,
Whose shadow stalks all creation,
Marking each beginning, each end.
Meet the Master of Time,
Enter!
Master of Time: You must understand,
I'm in command,
No one can escape my faithful hands,
People passing near them quickly learn to fear them,
Every hour will hear them start to chime,
These hands of time. These hands of time!
Others: I am,
EFX Master: I am gleeful laughter,
The joyous smile that brings us all together,
Welcome the Master of Laughter!
Master of Laughter: I'm the cure for melancholy,
Always jolly as can be,
Feeling blue, shame on you,
I'll keep you company,
I'm the antedote to sadness,
Spreading gladness all around,
Dry that tear, Laughter's here,
With smiles by the pound,
Others: I am,
EFX Master: Master of celestial light,
Ruler of past, present and future,
Guardians of wonder and joy,
Out of the shadows appear!
Others: Am, gus, spirito, to, nae, na, q,

[They continue weird chant...]

EFX Master: Now join us all,
Celebrate this night,
Be a master,
Come, let the magic begin!


3. EFX

EFX Master: There's a world beyond reality,
A place of light and dark,
A world beyond infinity,
A realm of mind and heart,
It's a shadow world of fantasy upon which dreams are born,
A kingdom where illusion's given light and sound and form!
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a magic world where rules do not apply,
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a brave new world, where any dream can fly,
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: Magic and mystery turned to reality in the world
Other: of EFX!
EFX Master: A world of mystery of stories yet untold,
A bright and shining tapestry of dreams yet to unfold,
An amazing ride through space and time that stirs the very oul,
Let the child inside you come alive,
Gather all you can behold,
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a magic world, where rules do not apply,
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a brave new world, where any dream can flyyyyyy!
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: Magic and mystery turned to reality in the world
Other: in the world of EFX!
EFX Master: Give me rainbow colors illuminate with lights of every hue,
Give me sounds of dragons, thunderbolts and nature's magic toooo,
Give me images of yesterday, paint the future bright as well,
Give me dark and light, Give me good and bad,
Give me heaven, Give me hell!
Other: Set aside all your worries, all your problems leave behind,
You've given into fantasy, your body heart and mind,
EFX Master: You're one of us,
A piece of every story yet untold,
A part of all the magic and the dreams yet to unfold,
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a magic world where rules do not apply,
Other: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a brave new world, where any dream can flyyyyyy!
Magic and mystery turned to reality in the world
Other: In the world, of EFX!
EFX Master: Welcome, I am the Effects Master,
I'm in charge of this unusual world,
A world governed by spirit, by magic, by laughter, and by time,
Let us take you on a journey,
A journey bounded only by the limits of your imagination,
Only by the vision in your minds eye,
Welcome to our temple of dreams,
Welcome to the world of EFFECTS!
EFX Master w/ Others:Right before your eyes we will uprise,
We'll mesmerize, we'll terrorize, we'll futurize,
we'll fantaize, EFX!
Other in backround: EFX!
EFX Master: It's a magic world where rules do not apply,
It's a brave new world where any dream can flyyy!
Magic and mystery turned to reality in the world...
Other: In the world of EFX!
EFX Master: Here in the world,
Other: of EFX!
EFX Master: This magical world...
Other: of EFX!
EFX Master: This fantastic world,
Other: of EFX!
EFX Master: Please enter my wooorld...
Other: of....EFX!

[The Line Drawing-The EFX Master describes the world of
EFX and the power of imagination.]


4. Merlin

[The EFX Master transforms himself into Merlin, the great master
of magic from medieval times. The audience is whisked into a whimsical
world of fairies and sprites to the magic that exists all arounf us in
each and every day. Then we are witness to a chilling encounter with Morgana
the evil sorceress.
Merlin is teaching a young King Arthur about magic.]

The Magic That Surrounds You

Merlin: The magic that's around you,
The magic that surrounds you,
Is a kind of magic you're the very heart of!
It's the magic in the trees, the magic on a breeze,
It's the magic of the world which you're a part of,
Open your eyes boy, open your heart and soul,
Let the world embrace you as you're on your way,
Open your eyes boy, Open your mind and body,
The world is filled with magic every day!
The magic that's around you,
The magic that surrounds you,
Is the magic that is yours if you believe it,
It's the magic in the air, it's the magic everywhere,
If you're open to its power you'll receive it!
Look at your life boy, Look at that road ahead.
Starting from this moment, you must find your way,
Look at your life boy, every path leads to adventure,
Your life is what you make it everyday! Everyday.
Arthur: Now I see, It's suddenly become so clear to me,
Merlin: Uh huh,
Arthur: It's here,
Merlin: Yes
Arthur: Around me all this time,
Merlin: Right!
Arthur: And I'll find,
Merlin: Find what?
Arthur: A magic world of light
Merlin: Good Arthur, good,
Arthur: Here, Right here if I open my eyes now,
Merlin: Open your eyes,
Arthur: Open my heart and soul,
I'll let the world embrace me as I'm on my way,
Merlin: You're on your way!
Arthur and Merlin: I/He's opened his/my eyes,
Opened his/my mind and body,
The world is filled with magic everyday!
Arthur: Merlin, isn't it wonderful?
Merlin: Yes boy, yes it is!
The magic that's around you,
The magic that surrounds you,
Arthur and Merlin: There's a magic that is yours if you believe it,
Arthur: I'm sure to find,
Merlin: The magic in the air, the magic everywhere,
If you're open to its power you'll receive it, Everyday,
Arthur: The magic that's around me,
The magic that surrounds me,

[These 2 lines are repeated while Merlin sings in the backround]

Arthur and Merlin: Everyday...

[Morgana, the evil sorceress arrives. Arthur is captured by her
men. The two wizards duel and Morgana turns into a dragon. Merlin transforms
into a larger dragon and he destroys Morgana.]

5. P.T. Barnum

[Into the Future-The EFX Master and the Master of Laughter catapult
the audience into the future for a visit with aliens from strange worlds
as the circus comes to town...
The EFX Master becomes P.T. Barnum of the future, who with dozens
of splendid alien cicus performers excites you with daring feats which
tickle your funny bone as well. The circus arrives in a large space craft.
P.T. Barnum exists first to introduce himself and...]

The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders

P.T. Barnum: Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls of Mithra!
I, P.T. Barnum, proprietor of the greatest traveling show in the galaxy,
Now bring you the one, the only, the incredible
Intergalactic show of wonders!
Circus: Coming to you from beyond the stars,
Arriving direct from Venus and Mars,
The Intergalactic show of the stars...
Step right out, one and all to the biggest show of all,
It's the Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Step right out, come on in, we've been waiting to begin,
It's the Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
From the deepest parts of space, we traverse from place to place,
With the most fantastic, happyeverastic show,
Step right out, one and all to the grandest show of all,
It's the Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Tent poles up, banners out, give a cheer and give a shout,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Welcome boys, welcome girls to the show of many worlds,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Light the lights, sound the horn, it's the best show ever born,
The most funtingling, better than a ringling show,
Step right up, one and all to the greatest show of all,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
P.T. Barnum: And now, I direct your attention to this, the parade
of interstellar stars,
The most incomparable company of artists ever assembled under one sun,
Join me now as we welcome our ever-popular, ever-spectacular,
Grand and glorious circus of wonders!
Circus: Step right out, one and all to the biggest show of all,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Step right out, come on in we've been waiting to begin,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
From the deepest parts of space, we traverse from place to place,
With the most fantastic, happy everastic show,
Step right out, one and all to the grandest show of all,
It's the Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Circus: Step right out, one and all to the biggest show of all,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
Step right out, come on in we've been waiting to begin,
The Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
From the deepest parts of space, we traverse from place to place,
With the most funtastic, happy everastic show,
Step right out, one and all to the grandest show of all,
It's the Intergalactic Circus of Wonders,
The most fantastic, intergalastic, unforgettableastic,
fantasmagoriastic, Intergalactic Circus of Wonders!

[This is followed up with various circus acts. There is an amazing
aerobic act involving a small group of very talented performers. There
is a Greatest Showman in the Universe number honoring P.T. Barnum as well
an Irish jig led by him. It ends in a grand finale of the circus.]


6. Houdini

[The EFX Master and the Master of the Spirit World lure the audience
into the realm between heaven and hell where spirits might shed light on
the mystery of Houdini. His death (drowning during an escape act) is mentioned
as the stage opens onto a seance. Harry's wife Bess holds a seance yearly
on the anniversary of her husband's death in an attempt to contact him.
This time it succeeds.
The EFX Master, as Harry Houdini, is conjured up in the illusory
world of spirits and we are treated to a retrospective of Harry's greatest
moments defying logic and the senses, overshadowed only by the love between
Harry and his wife Bess.]

Tonight

Houdini: Don't be sad for me,
Everything is how it had to be,
Don't be angry,
Just be the way you were tonight,
Don't ask why or how,
Don't ask more of me than I am now,
Can't we just be the way we always were tonight,
Don't be afraid, don't be surprised,
I know with me you never could believe your eyes,
But I've come back, I swear it's true,
I can't escape this need to be with you,
To keep you safe and in my sight,
And I would die again for more than just tonight,
Bess: Love won't make it right,
Love won't hold me when it's late at night,
I know, you'll go and I'll be left alone tonight,
Houdini and Bess: Don't you know, Don't you cry,
I can't let you go,
Can't you say there's no goodbye for us,
Someday, someway we'll be the way we are tonight,
Houdini: Don't be afraid,
Bess: Don't be afraid,
Houdini and Bess: I can't escape this need to be with you,
To keep you safe and in my sight,
And I would die again for more than just tonight,
Don't you know, Don't you cry I can't let you go,
Can't you say there's no goodbye for us,
Someday, someway we'll be the way we are tonight...


7. H. G. Wells

[The Master of Time, moves us on to the dimension that intrigues,
taking the EFX Master into the paradoxical world of time travel as he transforms
himself into the legendary H. G. Wells. The Master of Time convinces Wells
to try his new time machine. The audience is told to put on their 3D glasses
and they are shown a journey through history--]

Counting up to Twenty

H.G. Wells: The road we travelled on,
Has never been the one of least resistance,
We've made it through the years,
The agony and tears by sheer persistence,
To the edge of a brave new world,
Counting up to twenty has been difficult for some,
But as we learn to count to twenty,
Should be easy to get to twenty-one,
A hundred years ago, we really start to show off our invention,
We acquired the clout, to take each other out was our intention,
It's amazing we're all still here,
Counting up to twenty has been difficult for some,
But as we learn to count to twenty,
Should be easy to get to twenty-one,
Call me a fool, but I'm a fool with a heart,
I'm an optimistic man, I believe we can make it,
Even though I don't always sleep at night,
Waiting for the light to come and wake me,
My thoughts are with the young,
They must be the ones to come save me,
We just have to let them breathe
Counting up to twenty, could be difficult for some,
But if we help them count to twenty,
Should be easy to get to twenty-one.

[H.G. Wells is transported into an exotic primitve world of the
future. He encounters the threating Morlocks who steal his time machine.
He witnesses their treatment of their slaves. In an action packed escape,
he defeats the Morlocks and escapes with one of the slave girls. They escape
through an erupting volcano.]


8. Finale

[The EFX Master brings it all and the audience back together
for a grand celebration of the human imagination; the uniting theme of
this, our world... The world of EFX.]

EFX Master: There's a world beyond reality,
A place of light and dark,
A world beyond infinity,
A realm of mind and heart,
It's a shadow world of fantasy,
Upon which dreams are born,
A kingdom where illusion's given light and sound and form,
Others: Ominaes, omnaes, enta, enta, fugo, bayeshu, ominaes...
EFX Master: A world of mystery,
Of stories yet untold,
A bright and shining tapestry of dreams yet to unfold,
An amazing ride through space and time,
That stirs your very soul,
Let the child inside you come alive,
Gather all you can behold,
Others: Continue to chant...
The finale dance begins with the entire cast.
EFX Master: Begins to chant also
EFX Master: It's a magic world,
Where rules do not apply,
It's a brave new world,
Where any dream can fly,
Magical mystery turned to reality in the world...
Others: of EFX!
EFX Master: Here in the world
Others: of EFX!
EFX Master: This magical world
Others: of EFX!
EFX Master: This fantastic world
Others: of EFX!
EFX Master: Please enter the wooooorld of
ALL: E-ffects


9. Open Your Eyes

I believe there's an innocence lying undiscovered in me,
I'm convinced in this present tense,
That it's time to set it free,
Join me, let your spirit soar,
Join me, come alive!
If you open your eyes, if you open your heart,
You will be amazed, you'll be surprised,
I believe in simplicity,
And I can sense that feeling in you,
Be assured in humility, the promise will come true,
Join me as we rise and sing,
Join me, come alive!
If you open your eyes, if you open your heart,
You will be amazed, you'll be surprised,
Don't be afraid of what you feel in your heart,
Don't be rebuked by those who say it'll never happen,
It will happen.
Fill yourself with wonder and enchantment,
Release the child inside the man,
We must do all we can, to reach compassion,
If you open your eyes, if you open your heart,
Please open your eyes, try to open your heart,
Don't you know you'd be amazed,
You will be surprised,
Open up your eyes and see!